The docent Lvov, who taught us criminal law, could not tolerate moulding at the exams. The student, noticed in the write-off, without unnecessary conversations went to the door - without the right to get a "five" on the transfer. There were other harshnesses: so, mobile phones were removed and stored on the teaching table, and the docent himself exhausted the students by constantly walking in the ranks with the necessity of staring through the shoulder into our barracks. Oh yeah, he also loved to stop behind the back of a triangle and difficult to breathe for two or three minutes, acting on his nerves. In other words, soul.

The whole stream drank champagne, when in the spring of the second course of Lviv was replaced by a graduate student Masha - a blonde girl, round and pleasant even in those relationships, about which it is not customary to tell children. Unfortunately, the phenomenon of Masha was short - just a day before the June exam
Lviv announced that he would take the exam himself. You can imagine what a blow it was for the students who were completely relaxed at the time of the machine "flood". The entire course spent two sleepless nights and approached the exam in anabolic state.

That June on our course there were three pregnant students - one already in the long term, in the eighth month, and two - fresh, March fermentation. Docent Lviv did not know about these terms, and new pregnant women rushed to use this for the preferential passing of the exam. Strong air balloons were pushed and firmly fixed under the cofflets, and a voila - instead of one girl, ready to give birth, came out three at once.

Both men passed the exam in the first group.
Are you pregnant? What month? He asked the lion when he appeared.
The first girl’s stomach.
The ninth is Ivan Nikolaich. In a week to give birth, - suffering voice
announced by a student.
Okay, I’m not going to bother you – take any ticket.
Which you know.
The glowing student departed to prepare, and a second deceiver immediately grew up before the docent.
How is? Are you pregnant? What month?
The Ninth. Three days later, they say, I am born, a student was eating like this.
I was determined not to give birth, but to die immediately.
I doubted the lion. Let us be fair.
Take any ticket you know and get ready.

The first student eventually passed the exam for "five", but the second was less lucky - the balloon in the coffin began to blow up, and when she came out to answer, Lviv understood everything. He questioned him:
Have you already given birth halfway?
The student became red like a beetle, but still received a "troika", and was not expelled with shame.

And then came to take the exam a real swollen pregnant woman. The lion met her with a smile:
Are you pregnant? He-he-he... what month is it?
The eighth.
Is it not? Not the ninth? The lion was shaken by laughter. Here are we.
Let’s check now. Permit to!
And the assistant skillfully and quickly, before the student had time to think about something, struck her in the stomach with a stamp.

P.S Everyone remains alive. The mother and child were hardly injured. docent
Lviv personally ran for the plaster to the medical center. And the whole stream received overrated grades for the exam, which we were all delighted.