I live in a communal and this day I will go to a friend in the room. I observe the following picture: she is just in shock lying on the second floor of a double bed, and my friend (the programmer) is lying on the first and leaves the booklet. To the question "What happened?" no one answers for a long time, but then he still learns that the girl offered to dance a striptease for him, which he replied: "And what will it be for me?"... I was a pattal)