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 08.05.2011
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The light went to the club yesterday, he warned me that he would stay at Varka later.
I am alone on the day, I call at 11 in the morning, both phones are turned off, I call the cooker on the home, the sister takes the phone says the girls are sleeping
XHH: I felt like she had somewhat replied when she answered, I called another girlfriend
She said she was with her, go home.
Oh yeah: well, I think cha for the shit, where did you go, let's call the rest of their companions, all the chats are puzzled, smashed - then they went to the shops, then they sat in the movie, then they closed in the bathroom
I’m already sitting bad, I’m cooking good puzzles when I come home.
Here she is calling. “Hi,” he said, “you didn’t lose me? Martini and I walked away and didn’t go anywhere.
I feel like an ebony.
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