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 08.05.2011
My friend just told me that today is his birthday.

Talking to a girl on the phone early in the morning:
Good morning dear!
A greeting as a deed?
Do you know what day is today?!! to
(2 minutes of silence in the phone, probably decided to find in the search)
Yesterday was Radio Day, tomorrow is May 9th.
Today is exactly a year since you forgot to congratulate me on my birthday.
– Oh! Funny, and you were not lazy to count days, months, etc. (1-2 minutes of silence on the phone, I probably decided to think...) Oh, sorry! Do you have a birthday today?! to
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