Recently, something busted, scared of something with the heart and called an ambulance. The ambulance came, they say that everything is fine with the heart, you have osteochondrosis, such as contacting a neurologist. A day later I have a medical examination, I go to a neurologist, asks:"There are complaints?"And for me what osteochondrosis, that atherosclerosis sounds the same, I tell him:"Yes, no, but recently the ambulance came, they put me... A! Osteosclerosis, I told you to contact". The doctor and the nurse laugh. Nurses:"Do you have osteochondrosis?", I:"A, well, yes, exactly osteochondrosis", Doctor:"Yes, the way is osteosclerosis, especially in Russian as it sounds - the fossilization of the brain";