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 11.05.2011
It was a few years ago. I went with the brigade to install the air conditioner. We then travelled on the VAZ 2104 - Jigul-universal. The device itself is loaded in the luggage compartment, heavy, to pull on the hands of no one his reluctance, so tried to get as close as possible to the customer's entrance. For that, I had to go to the sidewalk. It is now the sidewalk became a road part, and then people still had a notion.
So here we go on the sidewalk on the first transmission, and in front of the grandmother-God-God-God-God-God-God-God. The brigadier says to the driver, "Just don't signal, or you scare to death, then you will not avoid sin." The driver of the teeth crushed - well who hunt to drag on the pedestrian, but the instruction fulfilled.
He did not signal, but several times pulled off the clutch and gased the engine. My grandmother, at least. Grandma stopped at the entrance where we needed to go. While they were unloading, the driver approached the grandmother and said:
“Grandmother, you couldn’t get away. Have you heard that the car is driving behind you? Was it not scary?”
The grandmother replied, “Son, did you want to frighten me with a jigg?” In the 42nd, a German tank was following me, so I didn’t get off the road until I needed to turn. But the Germans, the fools, indeed, greatly bragged...Thank you – youth remembered.”
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