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 12.05.2011
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I had a joke here. A girlfriend has an allergy (living on pills, and not weak). More work has fallen. Intimate life is interrupted. I understand it, but anyway. And the girlfriend understands that I want to, but she really is hard, and I, when a woman is dumb, I can't fuck her - not so educated. Well, in short, on the day we go to bed, both after a working day. I cling to her closer, embrace her (not to harass, by the way, but simply because I love her). We lie... And she’s me, you know, with the brains I want you now, but physically – I can’t do it at all... :-( ". Fuck, I didn’t hold on, said "and let me fuck your brains?and "
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