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 13.05.2011
Police officers approached the suspect. Seeing them, the young man tried to escape in the car. He decided to throw out a package of drugs. The package broke, and methamphetamine filled the suspect and the car.
Using the vacuum cleaner, the staff of the State Department collected about a kilogram of drugs.

XXX: How is the dust?
yyy: After the first five grams the vacuum cleaner was not stopped for a few hours
Zzzz: now considers himself a ferry carrier
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