Announcement hanging in the library of the University of physical culture:
Dear Students
We do not issue books on:
Color, format and dimensions
("later" and "easy")
and also :
"anywhere nearer", "at your choice"
"what more often take" "standard" "the same"
And we do not show "all that is"

List all the requests he invented.
Your imagination has no possibility.

We only publish books by author and title!!! to