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 16.05.2011
I go from work tonight.. the people in the salon are fun - tomorrow is a holiday.. Congratulations to everyone.. a lightweight swing with a lazy fun... I sit, in the window, I don't touch anyone.. At the next stop there is a girl, 25, well 28 years of strength, very young..
Wanked, from work, and there are no places. Hanging on the wardrobe, on the sides does not look. And I, from the day sitting, my legs got stuck. Well, the fool got up, the place suggested. And through the stop the salon again released. I sit, again in the window of the zenki shoulder. I did not feel the easy touch of the lips in the cheek, but the smell touched. The girl came out, well and knocked in the cheek without prejudice. I was in shock, the guys in the back yard in general in the car, as not a glamorous and not thick girl, but a nanny, home-like. And no ulcer sounded.
I’ve been kissed for five years and no one has kissed me.
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