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 17.05.2011
I read it yesterday =)

“Karoch, we spilled a new Yaga at work tonight. Jaguar Gold is called. Orange-red went into a yellow bank with a bloody inscription.
This shit contains orange juice (and natural), resulting in the smell of berry + the smell of citrus))) As in the usual berry 3 dyes and 3 flavourings + a shock dose of caffeine and taurine. I didn’t take the risk of trying it, although I should have tasted it.)
Our laboratory is already in the shower: after the alcohol was taken away (the classical blat method, because in the blatant columns he, the fox, foams like a rabbit), we received 2 muddy liquids, which can not be filtered. The filters are running out!! And at the end of the shift, they found that the glass dish is dumb not washed away from this ugliness!!! Now, shit, the glasses in the lab are not colorless glasses, but orange glasses (
And the most disgusting thing is that yesterday we increased the plan on this hole and tonight we will have to cast that hole again!

How is it put on the market? Mother of Russia.
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