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 20.05.2011
Someone in Ancient Welsh
From a richly decorated lodge
He went to the country where Pluto reigned.
Simply put, he is dead.
And as it used to be, he appeared in hell for judgment.
Then question him:
“What were you? Where was he born?”
He was born in Persia, and was a satrap.
But since, while I was alive, I was poor in health,
I did not regulate the area.
I left everything to the secretary.”
“What did you do?” – “Drank, ate and slept,
He signed everything he gave.”
So go to his paradise!”
“How! Where is justice?”
Mercury was screaming,
Forgetting about politeness.
“Oh brother! Answered Eak. – is
You do not know the affairs.
Do you not see? The dead man was a fool.
If with such power.
He took for his deeds, unfortunately,
It would ruin the whole end.
You’t have tears there!
Then he went to paradise.
What has not been done.”

Yesterday I was in court and saw a judge there:
It seems like he is in heaven!

I.A The Wings
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