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 02.06.2011
My girlfriend stayed overnight. We lie down before bed and look at the telephone. Suddenly, she begins to run under the blanket.
What are you crawling there?
- Yes, the carpet interferes, you need to remove... - a couple of minutes up, from under the blankets appear - attention! The legs from which she pulls the lift.
I am in a deep hole.
I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s show "T-shirts through the head"...
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