I live next to a student house in a small family. My entrance is 10 steps from the entrance.
I come back somehow from night walks. There is a beautiful German Shepherd. The time is 5:20 in the morning, the public office opens only at 6. Following me is a girl, obviously a student, polite like this:
A: Hello to you! My name is Alice, and where are you going?
Hi, I am going home.
A: Do you think we’ll be released this morning?
I: I’m allowed, I don’t know you. We have evil...
A: Yes, it is really evil. How did you agree with her?
I: I usually bring her what she loves.
A: And what is it?
My favorite is crisp bones.
Alice with her falling jaw stops at the entrance to the community. I am with the words "good dreams!" going into my entrance.

The next night. I go out of the entrance with the pet, to meet Alice.
A: This is what your watch!
I (laughing stupidly) was the one.
Suddenly, a vengeful student takes out a toy bone from the bag and wraps it into bushes. My dear woman on the leash crashes from her place, seeing a delight, and plunges me into the pit.
And good dreams! and good dreams!
Tomorrow will be two months when we meet with Alice. We periodically beat the dog with bones. Everyone is happy)