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 06.05.2008
XXX is:
I haven’t smoked for two days, I think I’ll quit.

YYY :
Are you sick because of what?

XXX is:
Well, yes... and bored... my mother was burning up - she brought an offensive argument to quit smoking: "You will have sex with a married woman, and her husband does not smoke. The smell in the bed will remain. Here you and burn" - I could not go away for a long time...
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