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 10.06.2011
....(11:03:54 9/06/2011):
My girlfriend came drunk yesterday.
....(11:04:07 9/06/2011):
She has such a funny voice when she’s drunk.
....(11:04:31 9/06/2011):
from the threshold says: "behaved well, didn't suck and didn't fuck", I barely fell from the bed.)
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