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 12.06.2011
xxx (girl): - shit, scraping exams.. literature studies, linguistics, lexicology.. I do not want to study! I will be a prostitute.
YYY: Do you think it’s so simple? You also have to take your exams there.
XXX: What are these?
YYY: Well, can you, for example, take a bill with your buttocks and hold it?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I have not tried, and I will not.
Yyy-hehe, as far as I know you, you’ll come home now and try it.
You don’t know me well. I have no bills now.
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