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 14.06.2011
Yyy: I’m sure I’ll be able to ride the roof on the rear wheel!
Oh, poor Carlson, one day the cloth thieves and the cyclist will come to him! Two celebrations in one day
Have you smoked anything there?
XXX: The tea bags? Be careful with tea bags. They are gentle creatures. Treat them with care.
YYY: How to understand this?
Tea bags are friends with cookies, and cookies are friends with milk, in turn the tea bags are neutral to milk, while the cookies are neutral to coffee, although the tea bags are the direct enemy of coffee, which follows that the waffles are broken into two fronts.
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