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 16.06.2011
I sit in the bus today, waiting for us to finally go. In the bus comes a company of eight people, in appearance - students of the 2-3th year, who are sure to go outside the city to celebrate something. There are plenty of food, drinks and so on. Also, two guys in their hands have something like sleeping bags, carefully folded into blankets. One of the girls is sitting next to me, two guys are opposite. The bus finally arrived. I drive home for about an hour and a half, so I usually sleep while I eat, but today I just didn’t really want to sleep (session like no other). 10 minutes pass, the girl gets the note and wants to show something to the guy in front of me. Naturally, this is extremely uncomfortable, the guy shakes me on the shoulder and asks me to move with him in places. I say that with pleasure, only I can have a sleeping bag in his hands for the time of the journey, everyone shrugged, he agreed, changed places. I placed my bedroom on my knees, put my head on the bedroom and fell asleep. I woke up when I was already entering my village. Sleepy, got out of the bus, came to the house and only opening the door realized that I was carrying a sleeping bag in my hands. I thought a long time about where he came from, and explained it to his parents. I have a sleeping bag =)
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