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 17.06.2011
Juli: What does Epic Feel mean?
PTR: Well... personal trouble (developing into a universal disaster)
July for example?
PTR: For example, when you go to visit your aunt for her birthday, you want to go to the toilet early in the morning.
PTR: And no matter how you try to adjust, the stone member (morning stand) is still aimed at the nose.
Juli: Is it an epic feel?)))
PTR is no. This is a personal trouble. The sleeping brain finds a brilliant solution - in the kitchen to put on an empty bottle and then the contents carefully pour into the toilet, without splashing anyone!
PTR: With a lot of tension, trying not to shake, you do business in a bottle of lemonade. At this time someone woke up and moved in the direction of the kitchen.
You quickly put a bottle on the table and surprisingly smile to the aunt-name...
As usual, aunt is tormented by a dryer and she tries to swallow out of a bottle. You cannot even say anything. It only darkened in the eyes of horror.
PTR: Your beloved aunt still gets a lemonade in her mouth and in a few seconds splashes everything out on you.
PTR: Here’s what, silently looking each other’s eyes, reveals the true meaning of Epic fail.

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