Four years ago I committed a crime. Punished by our laws up to several years in prison. The fact that I was involved in this crime in a criminal conspiracy with 28 other parents and the head of our kindergarten only exacerbates my guilt. Especially since I was the only man in this gang, scientifically speaking OPG. If so, I would have to blame myself.

Specifically, we fell to the unobtrusive bribe of the fire inspector. He threatened to seal our garden after three days, if he did not receive this modest gift. I don’t remember exactly what he was going to do at the time – whether the iron door in the entrance had to be demolished and a wooden one had to be placed, or vice versa. In principle, this does not matter, since both actions would be illegal. Our small garden was located on the first floor of a residential house. The door was installed by the tenants for their own money. We would have to collect all the signatures and keep the minutes of who is for and who is against.

From our parent’s point of view, regardless of the type of unfortunate door, this garden was one of the most fire-proof places on the planet. Otherwise, we would be the first to raise the bucket – our own children. The building is stone, the windows are wide, unrestrained, the blocks under them are soft, fire extinguishers are torn everywhere, next to two educators and a cook, children only 30 pieces.
What else do I need? In the garden itself, in addition to the colorful plush and plastic toys, a bag of potatoes and two ice cream chickens in the refrigerator, it was definitely nothing to burn.

Per the inspector’s stumbling was even illegal. What was the point of challenging her? Then something else gets stuck. It is sealed and will come once every six months according to the schedule, and there the staff will run away.
Everyone knows how our fire inspectorate can protect its fellow citizens. Attempting to catch a bulldozer when getting a bribe? Will he swallow her? And where to give children without a favorite kindergarten while the trial will last? In general, they decided to pay unanimously, although they were bitten.
The chairwoman generally skillfully built a parental meeting – raised this question at the end of the two-hour sitting of parents on tough little chairs. I would give all the cash then, only to get out of there and not get over the last child’s furniture.

But our city is not very large, relatives and acquaintances are everywhere.
The operational investigation revealed that the cousin of a good inspector leases an apartment in which 186 persons of one foreign nationality are registered. These guys were mostly small, probably somehow fit. In this apartment, the fire inspector No. 2 appeared urgently and demanded to fulfill all requirements for premises intended for mass crowd. In particular, two fire exits and the corresponding number of fire extinguishers. However, by the combination of other fire requirements, this hole had to be immediately removed to the damn grandmother – no, it was not suitable for such large-scale international forums. The pledge was returned, by unanimous parental decision bought new comfortable chairs.