XX: Study of foreign languages. I remember, in my early childhood, all the inhabitants of our then communal apartment received humanitarian aid from Europe. In addition to the bowl with hot dogs, dry milk and peanuts, there were also mysterious strawberries with the inscription "HOT DOG". Our people are dark, they do not understand literacy. Well, there were screams that the corrupt capitalists were giving us hungry dog food. "Hot", you understand, something for "dog"... No other than shit! My parents, both after the English branch of the filfak, said that they would gladly eat "dog food," and the shy neighbors gave them all the banks of hot dogs with a contemptible smile.

YYY: This is something else! I was complaining about one herla here: "Well, what stupid films these Americans are making! Well who would guess the movie "Vampire Diaries" to name?" It turned out to be the series "The Vampire Diaries"...