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 26.06.2011
xxx: I have a capricious girl again: a loaf on the floor and hot foods.
YYY: Yeye, leaving aside the question of household appliances, why did you decide that it was a girl? The refrigerator is "he" a boy!
xxx is fucks. What has to do with laundry and products - washing machine, oven, freezer - are girls. But what is sitting on the internet for days, showing porn and pumping all kinds of stuff - a computer, a tablet, a player, a telephone - this is exactly the boys.
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