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 29.06.2011
A guy in the pharmacy in front of me asked for a nipple, a larger size.
“Yes, they are all the same,” the pharmacist wondered, “you for what age?” the guy jokingly replied, “24! I take myself!” in the eyes of the pharmacist jumped unbelievable scorns. The man was of normal orientation. The nipple was not attached to his brutal brave face. “A friend advised,” the guy explained, “is a proven method. It turns out, if a man falls asleep with a nipple in his mouth, he will not release it until the morning. The baby reflex is turned on.
It is impossible to squeeze. Let her wife roar as much as she wants, but she will sleep!”I thinkfully take off the hat before this guy...
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