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 29.06.2011
I sit in the kitchen, in the guests. There are two sisters and their mother with me.
My mom is chewing. Accordingly, it takes the mouth, eggs. Then one sister begins to say to her mother:
1 sister: Mom, there is still pain in the bank.
Mom: Oh the pain. It is crumb.

An awkward pause.

2 sister: yeah... what did you do with this "muchi" cake?
The hysterical laughter of everyone.
Is that the cake I didn’t get?
One sister (almost not crying)
2 sister: and I think why my boyfriend did not go out of the toilet for half an hour after the cake, and then said "Now I know how to rub bricks" :D
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