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 30.06.2011
When I was 15, my parents and I went off to the sea.

Before the trip, Dad bought an expensive Japanese watch - waterproof.
Such a clock had just appeared in our country at that time. Dad was very proud of them. I was fascinated by submarine swimming – I have discharge and I love diving. My mom was afraid that I would get a cold from hypothermia and told me all the time, “Sasha, just not long, 20 minutes and on the shore!”
But I was so fascinated by the beauty of the underwater world that I forgot about time and replied that I had no underwater clocks. It would have been...

My mother was tired of it and she persuaded her father to give me a watch at sea. He was reluctant, but gave. At the first swim, the clock jumped from my thin girl’s hand and drove into the water. The rest of the vacation was spent diving and searching for this chronometer. without a result. My mom and dad reminded me of this. Just got it. Next year we went to the same place. Just came to the beach, Dad spoke his song,
Sasha was drowning his clock. I was angry and said:

I will go and dive until I find your unfortunate clock. though
I will drown!

Go and find!

Only I dive and immediately see: they lie, pigeons, shining in the sun, as if they were waiting for me all year. I went out on the shore and proudly threw my watch in my father’s feet. I will not talk about the reaction of my parents. When they began to look at it, the father said:

Over the course of a year, they seemed to have changed – became a different color of the chipboard. It blossoms,
What is? But the model is the same.

We discussed this case all day. We went to the beach for lunch. And we tell this story to the neighbors at the table – mother, father and their son Vadik. They don’t even laugh – they look at us with round eyes and even somehow scared. Mother says:

Don’t be surprised, it doesn’t happen to Sasuke.

Vladimir Mikhailovich – the father of Vadik – removes the clock from his hand:

“Vadik also drowned my clock yesterday, but then found it. The same model, but
number of the other. Accidentally not yours?

So I met my future husband. A year later, Wadiq and I got married. At the wedding, the parents presented us a crystal box as a souvenir. There are a couple of clocks on the barbed substrate - the models are the same, only the plates are different.

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