Yesterday my aunt went to the store with a neighbor. In front of them in line is a thick aunt with two bottles of beer. The neighbor asks: "Ten rubles will not be? I miss it" Well he says - here I have only big ones, if the delivery remains - ladies...
My aunt has chopsticks. She sits on the cribs, pulls after him, cries and... how to catch the neighbor for the eggs! Restored the balance, let go and then the neighbor issued: "Epta, I was ready to give it now!"
Then it dryed...