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 07.07.2011
xxx: my husband is not in a bucket, not even walking a couple of quarters, not in the car, to force(((( And sex he prefers any snack from the refrigerator. He weighs more than 100 kg.
During sex, you can stop and say you are tired.
yyy: If during sex he gets tired, then you need to change the posture to the "woman on top" - let it lie-relax, the sandwich which chews)))))))
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