A few years ago on the train Minsk-St. Petersburg. Nearby is a young family, aged 25-28 with a 5-year-old son.. sit talking about his, son(s) sits next to his mother(s) and touches her hand in the chest, she says to him:
M: Maximka, what do you do?I told you that you shouldn’t do that, you know why women have breasts?
A: I know I want to get married!and :)
Everyone who heard it fell out of laughter.and :)