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 10.07.2011
X: You’re cute and smart, don’t get upset you so because of her, she’s not worth you! Let’s go somewhere together and I’ll make you happy :)
Y: I am not sad. I broke her brakes on the car yesterday, and yesterday I fucked her drunken sister on her birthday. So I have a normal attitude.)
Y: But you can go somewhere
Q: What is silent? Are you here? =) is
X: Yes, there’s a lot of work... we’re going.
X: Someday later
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