I recently decided to take my cat to the veterinarian. He has been in England for a year.

in a happy, unveterinary existence, and I thought it was time

check it for depression, worms and vaccinations.



Running forward, I will notice that among its few merits (a – black, b

Neither a special mind nor a soft character are counted. During the

During previous visits to the veterinarian, her three brain cells switched.

Giving one of two results:

1) Total apathy and silent horror. In this case, you can do something with her.

Anything, including binding the tail with a batch, and painting the beetles in a siren

The color.

2) The panic. In this case, she matters everything and a couple of minutes, and then

Neurons return to position 1.



That is, taking the conclusions from the above, nothing supernatural I

I did not expect. Oh how I was wrong...

While we sat in the waiting room, nothing predicted the followers.

of events. The cat sat darkly in the cage, and occasionally cried (not too much)

Loudly) on a nearby mess of a calf with the Saint Bernard. After minutes

15th of this uvertury, we (or more precisely her) caused radiating joy and

An aglyctic veterinarian.



My visit can be divided into two distinct phases – the first 15 seconds and all of them.

The rest of time. For the first 15 seconds I opened the cage and the veterinarian

She was a “good little cat.”

At the 16th second, I opened the cage, and from there a “good-haired” flew out.

A small cat.” Her brain clearly switched to position No. 2, and as she said

The prosecutor is very cynical. She began to scream and

Barricaded behind the blinds. I naively tried to get her out of there.

As a result of which I was almost made a hybrid of the Blind Pew and the One-Foot.

and silver. Very quickly lost his affection and cat loving.

The veterinarian ran for help.

The help came in the face of another cat-loving veterinarian, who

joined our growing club of potential

after the cat tried to make her speed

of plastic surgery. Transition of the small brain to the position No. 1, which I

I hoped, it did not happen.

The veterinarians promptly consulted, and polently offered an examination.

today do not do, put the cat in a cage, and send us both as

can go on. The first and third points were not surprising for me.

I had some doubts about the effectiveness of the second. Doubts were

Divided by the veterinarians after the cat broke up.

all veterinarians, as a profession, and their

Personalities in particular.



At this point, we left the room. The cats were well heard.

In the waiting room we were met by the nervous eyes of the spectators.

The trainer. The rabbit sitting in a cage on the knees of a pale aunt,

Rhythmically, he stared at the door. The situation has not yet been

It was critical, but quickly went beyond the usual.

I was promptly called to the doctor’s office. First of all, she

She stated that in 15 years of practice, they have not had anything similar. (I have

There was an immediate pride in the crap. According to these laws, they

I am responsible for all injuries at work, and I am responsible for all injuries at work.

She will no longer leave the office. I was offered two alternatives.

(But she noticed in advance that I’t like the second one.) The first

The local Crocodiles Dundee were called with reassuring gifts.

The second is to sleep the cat. I slowed down and asked how much.

They are going to sleep her. After she explained to me

I agree with her, I didn’t like the second option.

At that moment, the very fact that it came to her mind, seemed to me

A slightly excessive reaction. By the back I realized that she decided,

I caught a crazy animal.

I didn’t like the first option too, but it went away on its own.

Because the captors of predators did not work on Saturdays. So far, the cat

tried to catch a small loop (which she bite over) and catch

The gloves (which she bite)



The clinic was closed and we reached an impasse. The Cat

I was barricaded in a slightly dispersed office, left in

the waiting room, and the entire clinic (i.e. the veterinarians) was removed from the

The extraordinary meeting which resulted in the decision

call the owner of the clinic, so that he personally sets the order.

I didn’t care, in my opinion, they could have called the queen, Gordon.

Brown and Harry Potter, so that they all get along with this angry girl.

Panther of the Brain. After half an hour of waiting in the unforced

In the atmosphere of the cowboys before the duel, the chief doctor appeared.

After a quick presentation, he asked me with Van Helsing’s tone, no.

Have I been bitten? I am not today.

I was bitten, and the fact that the cat is my favorite and daily activity, I decided.

Not to mention. And I did something that I had to do an hour ago.

She handed her papers on vaccines.



This made the situation a bit clear, which the boss quickly put into the veterinarians.

A piston on the subject of the fact that it is just a small scared cat, and

He walked boldly into the office. After 0.14 seconds and one cat cries, he is out of it.

has flown out. After his face acquired a natural color, he was silent.

He put on a coat, wrapped a towel on his hand, and asked him to wish him good luck.

entered again.

The next few minutes a cat mat was delivered from the office, intermittent.

Reassuring sushi, wearing, however, a bit hysterical

The Shadow. The stucco moved evenly along the perimeter of the room, shaded

another falling device. I have financial in my head.

The calculator has jumped through the maximum number of characters and

With tears, he resigned.



After half a minute of silence from the office appeared sweaty and slightly

A disheartened doctor. The cat clearly felt that for the full benefit of her

Something was missing, and finished in the style of modern installations. in the hands

He had a cage covered with a towel. After that I

He took his cage, the veterinarians formed around us both.

an empty space in a radius of one and a half meters.

I understood what a real gentleman meant. Not only did they take me.

I apologized, but also apologized for the inconvenience. I don’t understand, w

what was the inconvenience that caused me, but I had a guess of

The inconvenience caused him, and I apologized for the company.

In a month we have to make a home visit, for some reason.

They don’t want me to go to the clinic anymore.