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 13.07.2011
He had a quarrel with his wife for half a day. I couldn’t tell you that I couldn’t talk and she heard that I was going to swim.
She: Sorry, I didn't want to call you, but if she found my underwear in your car it would be worse... Did you find it?
He: I found him yesterday.
She: What did you not say right away!
He: Isn’t it yours?? to
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