Pearls of our 60-year-old aunt (T) ITO-shnits (Inform.tech. The Department):

T: Peter Ivanovich, can I go to your computer?
P. and: O_O

Alexey, can I take you?
A: In any case! 8) is
T: Oh Alexey, but I kept you for OTHER
A: O_O

T: Igor we go to the server room, I will show you one of my little stuff, or you will hang it all.
and O_O