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 25.07.2011
In our elevator, the lamp is turned on every 20 seconds - it's time to change, but the residents are in a hurdle. And on the back wall a mirror, but covered with cardboard, as the house is repaired - so that it is not broken when the furniture is carried. Well, I called the elevator, screwed something in the phone, went in, pressed a button.
Here for some reason turned and suddenly the lamp turns on and shines out of the darkness a creature with big eyes that is watching me.
The fucking mirror finally shattered, I barely had to change the pants.
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