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 27.07.2011
A long time ago, an old hunter, Oleg let it be, told a funny case. There is such a breed of small hunting dogs, which are dragged from puppies to bears. Envious of the beast, the dog throws under his feet and intentionally bites the bear's dignity. The unfortunate mouse can do nothing from the pain and becomes an easy prey of hunters.
So, Oleg came out somehow with a puppy of this breed to walk an hour at 4 in the morning, expecting that it would be deserted. The puppy is a little longer than the hand. As soon as the corner rolls out a huge dog accompanied by the owner. Oleg immediately cried out to him, "Man, take your dog, I didn't cling to my dog." The man, assessing the size of the drizzle, contemptuously nodded and headed straight across. "Movie..." Oleg has not agreed. Immediately, the area was filled with desperate and horror-filled cries of a mad dog, to which the matyugs of a dumb dog were added. The Baskerville dog would crumble and get into the corner, hearing the whisper of the unfortunate victim of the dwarf, a crocodile stuck in the enemy's eggs. In a crazy split, the dog revolved around his head and his own axis at the same time. And this continued until the forces left the dog and Oleg was able to squeeze his teeth to his self-sacrificed predator. In general, everything ended well, take care of your animals and... eggs.
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