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 02.08.2011
Once, a real Buryat woman bought a similar son (aged five) a seal in a cup of waffle. After receiving the ice cream, the beetle gave it to his son and began to pay for it.
The son immediately stuck the ice cream in his mouth as much as he could (entry, about half). The son is standing, the ice cream is ripping out of his mouth, and it is no longer possible! The child stood with his fist spread out until his mother noticed this ugliness.
Instead of simply pulling the ice cream out of a child’s mouth, the cane begins to force the ice cream further! Slowly, with knowledge of the matter.
About a minute later, hiding like a stinged ice cream in the mouth. And loosing his mouth, the small, astonished by such a bass spoke:

by BL@! It is cold!
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