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 05.08.2011
XXX: My mother has gone. They brought the watermelon, she cuts it and is upset, saying why they can’t genetically modify it so that you can cut it, and the seeds from it jump out and run in different directions. I say, say, why don’t they go to the well right away? She looked at me like a blonde and said "It’s too unrealistic!"
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