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 12.05.2008
Sha-Craw is fucking I am an idiot. I sit and am funny.
It was necessary to find on the couch under the debris ice cream, melted, but not opened... I don’t know how it was so crushed, but the envelope was swollen like a torpedo. Opening such a hernia was afraid, suddenly ripped like that bag of milk :)
Sha-Craw: In short, my genius came to the idea of launching this torpedo from the balcony. From the door.
Sha-Craw: He was swallowed and swallowed. Well, she’s gone... about the bowl, fuck, the top... The entire ceiling of the cock in the ice cream...
Sha-Craw: I did not find the cover. It was broken into the atoms. :)
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