You are a functional! Sergey shouted at the entire Oppen-Space-Room number 14.

The room was silent, waiting for the clearance.

“I saw you carrying and decarring right behind your working computer last night!

A scream of disapproval and a noise of surprise swept through the room. Someone whispered loudly, “What a horror, and I greeted him by the hand.”

"You know, Sergey," said Denis, standing up from behind the desk, "any normal man, if he's okay, can afford to engage in functional programming. It is natural. Everyone at least once tried. Why scream all over the room? I’m not screaming that you’re objectively oriented!

The girls were upset, someone again loudly blasted “well, you have to, and you won’t tell him.”

Igor Matveevich, who was present, squeezed heavily into the chair. May no one know about his procedural inclinations!