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 20.08.2011
I sit on the balcony and smoke. I see a 10-year-old boy passing by the house. Suddenly, a courtyard dog jumps out on him with a laugh (local grandmothers are fed, so the courtyard is constantly squeezing at our backyard). I begin to quickly think about what to put in the dog and I am preparing to scream at her louder. But the boy himself was not confused and cried out loudly: "Dumb is it?" The dog stopped a meter from him. And the boy continues: "Are you that, popped?And" he went on to fuck himself. The dog started to sneeze, but it didn’t stop. When he realized that he was winning, the boy said, “Go here!” and ran to the courtyard. He preferred to retreat.
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