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 22.08.2011
This is a client application on Delphi. Something is not suitable in speed, it is easier to stream and entertain the user with a porn screensaver. It will look and with a smart look will state that the app is advanced and has a user-friendly interface. But when you have at your disposal 200mgz frequency, no God knows what server, 128MB of operating and 30 seconds to execute the script, the life of the script becomes like an episode from the movie "Pila".

Hi, script, I want to play a game. For weeks you’ve been running on a developer machine with 3GB opera and core2duo 3GHz and didn’t appreciate the optimal algorithms. You will have a chance to change today. You have exactly 30 seconds before the apache kills you banally)))
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