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 22.08.2011
One day we took a house with friends and went to rest, and not far away lived the ex-girlfriend of one of my friends, and accordingly she came to us. And we have a tradition who first fell asleep, we draw with a marker, and since everyone drinks a lot, sleep like babies, there are a whole masterpiece drawn with a marker. Well, she fell asleep with her ex-boyfriend, and accordingly we painted them, well, we usually don't touch the girl, but here we didn't hold on and wrote on the forehead with large letters the word "HUY", in the morning they somehow quarreled and she didn't look in the mirror and went home. And at home, her mother met her and said, “Where have you been all night?”
My daughter answered "My girlfriend watched the movie"
The mother stumbled on and said, “You have written where you were on your forehead!!!”and "
She didn’t talk to me anymore.)
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