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 16.05.2008
He: Of course I’m scared of you, I’m sitting under the bed and writing you a SMS.
She: Poor boy, get out of the bed, it’s dark and cold! I will not bite.
He said, “You won’t bite, eat it in your mouth until you have sucked anything.”
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