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 29.08.2011
Q: What about my lips yesterday?
This is your fucking shit.
We spent a couple of weeks in nature.
Be drunk, where is it?
He came home late, his ancestors were asleep, he slowly dressed up, went to bed.
WOW: and here he thinks: the lips are wrapped, we need to anoint with ointment. He went out into the hall, touched the tube from the tube, swallowed, went to sleep, and the tube did not clean.
He woke up in the morning and said, “It’s wrong. He comes out of the omnotta, and his father wrapping a tube with a super glue in his hands asks: who left him here?
My mouth cannot be opened...
Tagged: ahahahahahah
Voou: his father looks at 10 seconds on Miho and how let's roast
Theme: LOL
I called an ambulance. You won’t go around the city like this.
Micheal, I closed my eyes. Then comes his little one and decided to tick his brother’s nose with a feather from the pillow.
Fuck... and then what?!? to
What’s next...Michael sneezed...
Q: I stop drinking.
I also abandoned)
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