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 31.08.2011
The family went to rest, bought the daughter of the inflatable crocodile (toys in the pool or in the sea).
Nadul, I decided to read that there is "Warnings". There in different languages, and next to each warning is drawn the flag of the country.
For the Russians: Do not throw a toy into the fire.
Keep away from fire.
For Americans: This is not a lifesaving device. Keep away from open flame. Store at temperatures not exceeding 212 F (100 C). Do not puncture. Always wait for children using toys. Do not overinflate.
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