Obama vs our vacationers =)
This summer rested at our resort, called, in narrow circles, Anapa. Many holidaymakers have probably encountered African Americans on our beaches, accurately nicknamed “Obama,” dressed under the shirt.
Chunga-changa, in hip bonds, armed with spies and sacrificial sticks, for roasting wilds. Obama work on the beach by taking photos with holidaymakers for money, and by experiential insight determining the solvency of the client and calling the price of the photo, usually at the end of the photo session, often shocking the client =) But we know that greed often ruins the freer and, by equipping a couple or three trusting family couples with children, you can get on the client, who... however, about this further and go on.
On that day, the standard three of Obama were bypassing their possessions on the beach.
Gemete also noticed a couple of cute girls, camera owners, who were sunbathing on the front strip of the beach, not knowing that they were victims of Obama's attention. Further - more, the surrounded girls watched the dance with spies, the sacrificial dance of the wild tribe, the first pictures were taken, then the girls on their shoulders, then the girls on the sacrificial rod over the fire, more pictures, then the "hunt for the bride", more pictures, then the sacrifice, more pictures, etc. When the photo session ended, it turned out that the pictures were taken about 15 pieces and Obama paid a bill of 150 rubles per photo. It is funny, right? The girls had something about 500 rubles with them for two and they were terribly confused (well, who goes to the beach takes 5 thousand with them?) But Obama showed some cruelty and persistence, expressed in the fact that they began to very aggressively and aggressively demand money from the girls.
The girls offered to remove unnecessary photos from the camera, but no, the photos were taken - pay, typically we danced here in vain and hunted the bride? Work done, what about removing the photo? But there is no more money, hm... they agreed that tomorrow morning the girls will bring another 1500 rubles to the beach. Obama went on, and the girls, really upset, began to gather, the mood was ruined for the whole day... But... Obama did not take into account that this story was watched by a few strong guys named on the beach – rescuers who were entirely on the side of the girls. The support group stopped the girls' attempt to leave the beach, they talked about something lively for 10 minutes, laughed friendly and the girls calmly continued to rest. And the next morning...
Dear ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know if you’ve read Akunina’s “Diamond Wheel”, where Fandorin gets to Japan and encounters various Japanese martial arts, but the guys apparently read and applied the favorite tactics of Japanese ninjas – rabbit kills a tiger or hunting a hunter.
The trap was arranged according to all the rules of Japanese science and Obama got caught without even realizing what it was =) And the next morning... =) The girls came to the beach as nothing happened and took their place by the sea...
After 40 minutes, Obama also appeared, noticing the "debtors", and jumped to them: "Hey girl Chunga-changa came, give money" But... next up two guys and offended say: "What is it that you and our girls were photographed, and with us? By the way, meet me, I am Lecha, I am Dima, this is my girlfriend Lena, and this is mine, Lights. What scenes do you have there? Hunting for the bride? Do we also want sacrifice? And we too. Obama, after the influx of customers, joyfully photographs, dances chunga-changa, screams and squeezes with spies. About 20-25 photos were taken. The photos are taken, Obama starts counting - they exhibit a price of 3500 rubles. At this point, there was a major misunderstanding between the parties. The guys opened their eyes and said that apparently our African-American friends got something confused, because Dima and Lecha not only do not pay anyone for a photo, but they themselves only take photos for money and Lena with the Light too, because they work with photo models and photos with them - paid. At the end of each photo
Obama must 250 rubles, for a photo with Lesh also 250 rubles, and for a photo with girls, considering the volume of photo products and wholesale discounts of 450 rubles / piece. Obama has a total of 13,000 rubles. Here, now, without leaving this place. And if you don’t believe us, here are five more witnesses.
(the rest of the rescuers, who by this time had already surrounded Obama with a dense ring) they will confirm that we are photographing the canvas.
To say that Obama was offhelied, is to say nothing, the gift of speech they lost immediately, with such greed they faced for the first time.
But the gift is free, and there is no money... and Obama can’t pay, and they can’t say anything at all... Well, let’s now how much there is, but only 400 rubles, no, tomorrow morning you bring the rest, and we’ll leave this spear, the sacrificial rod, this shaman’s drum and your asses and eagle’s feathers (all that is listed is taken away right away, and we’re going to make a pledge for you).
Obama is standing in a stupor) and here is this overcrowded bandage. Here, realizing that soon he will take away the likeness of cowards and have to go home shaking the farm, Obama wildly shouted. Realizing that they were dressed in full, and so cleverly that now they will be left without everything, Obama surrendered to the mercy of the winner entirely. It was fun to look at their sad faces, because I never saw such confused Obama again. But that wasn’t all... The bargain began, under what conditions Obama can be released and not suffer great losses from a failed photo session =) The bargain ended, did you see the flattering Obama multiplied by 2 in the 3rd degree? I saw... I will never forget.
From the support group separates one guy, goes to the booth, takes a megaphone and... announcement on the entire beach: Dear vacationers, today, only once this season, our African friends conduct an action: During 3 hours everyone, everyone, every vacationer, including children and grandmothers has the right to take a photo FREE and how many can on their cameras!!! Is it necessary to say what effect the exploded bomb had on the children and their parents? Such a hole.
Since then, Obama has been extremely polite and careful, they quietly approached holidaymakers and quietly said that they do not pay for photos, but can take photos with holidaymakers for reasonable money.
50 rubles per photo. Here is she, the great force of justice and labor therapy.