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 05.09.2011
of Novosibirsk.
xxx: What you are on foreigners, I was here a few years ago in Peter, just finished school, so the hostess whose apartment was rented, asked where we were from, I said that from Novosibirsk, she said, "A... We came to proceed." We said no, we have our own universities. She was so surprised that there are universities in Novosibirsk.
yyy: Join us, our partners (!!!) In Moscow, they rejoice, for my beautiful city on the Volga, they admire our Ural mountains, they envy that enough to cross the river and you will be in China!
zzz: Yes, and also Moscow colleagues always clarify: Novosibirsk? In what area is this?
Perm taxi drivers are burning: Well, tell me you have a subway!
aaa: brought here some guys-Moscow from the airport... amused the question of the girl... and right away to Vladivostok nearby? Approximately 6000 km. and yes? I thought it was somewhere nearby.
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