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 06.09.2011
The Steps Road
Sonia, the girlfriend of my wife - an ordinary mad mom of those over thirty, decided to give her daughter to figure skating. I gave.
A day later, afraid of wild traffic jams, I wandered to the ice palace on the subway, so as not to be late and let God not miss any training. All in vain.
In the child, figurative skating caused much less positive emotions than in the mommy, in truth, and it turned out to be not figurative in the daughter. In a word - cold, slippery and hard to fall, this is all the impressions for mom's money.
One day the coach took Sonya to the side and began stealing:
Don't worry about your child, she
Wonderful girl, but as a coach I have to tell you straight: figure.
Running is not for her. Sorry about the data. Try to give it in.
some other sport. There’s nothing wrong, I’m ninety.
I say five percent, but fact is fact. There are sports and
and simpler.
Sonia cried for order (she was right) and replied to the old coach:
It’s a pity, but I wanted to make my daughter a world champion.
The Figure Cat.
The coach did not stop laughing and asked:
In the sense of my daughter?
As a little girl, I watched TV.
Irina Rodin, I dreamed of being a world champion when I grew up too.
I will also stand in skis on the pedestal of honor, with a gold medal on
The neck. But the daughter doesn’t get it... Listen, maybe try it.
To train me? I will try very hard. Well please. What you
The difference for whom to take money?
Stop, stop and stop! Please be calm. What does it matter to me? I am
A trainer, not an animator. If you want to ride on skis, ride anywhere.
Shopping center and cut circles for your pleasure.
Well, I don’t just want to ride, I want you to train me seriously.
All sorts of scraps are scraps. I’m very hard, you’ll see.
What are the smokes there? Sorry for thirty, more than twenty.
Years ago, even before rebuilding, it was too late to start.
Are you mocking me?
What are you losing? I must try, or I will die, or I will never die.
have tried. and...? After all, even the most unthinkably difficult path.
It starts with the first step...
You are right here, but age... Are you well riding at all?
- To be honest, I have never tried, as a child, the parents of bowling
They didn’t buy, feared what was dangerous, and then it didn’t happen before.
So you want me to teach you to stand on the skis?
Well, this is the minimum program, but I would like to be a champion.
The world of figurative catching.
I wonder if somebody will tell me why I’m still here with you.
I stand and talk?

Sonia didn’t shake, holding the coach like a tick. It was her first, most important step.
Then there was the second one, and I bought myself a puddle.
Then the third, fourth, steps were quite tiny, but they were all like one – in the right direction, because despite the curved smiles of others, she believed in herself.
Since then, several years of stubborn training have passed, our Sonia has not yet become a world champion, but the steps on the way to her dream she does not think to slow down, and even vice versa, they have already been picked up for a whole world trip.
Her next recent step (but far from the last) was made at the World Cup, when she walked in the American city of Boston to the honour piedestal as part of the Russian ice ballet team.
Let it not be gold, but only silver, but for some reason I have no doubt that sooner or later Sonka will definitely become the world champion and will be happy to cry under the Russian anthem. It will be, she is stubborn.
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