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 08.09.2011
I don’t want to boast, but I love sex. And I think daily sex is the most pleasant and beneficial. Minecraft is exciting. I can cook. Even very tasty. Cleaning is not to respect, but it must. There is no problem with the comp, I can distinguish the hard from the software, and everything works. I quit smoking. When a loved one decides to drink beer, I make a company, though, I drink a little, so, with a fish a couple of gloves. When I go out to drink with my friends, I don’t start hanging on my pants with wild cries. Everything is solved easier. Don’t forget to buy chocolate on the way back. And sex of course. It is not shameful to appear in people. All this "vanille" I can’t tolerate. I prefer heavy music. Maybe I scream sometimes, so I just didn’t get to sleep. Or what an unknown shit like the mysterious three letters of PMS... But again, sex will help... That’s the truth that I’m scorned (and in the rest... I’m not to be dragged by my own significance, just enough to scorn the female race. We are good. You are just looking for not there.
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