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 09.09.2011
In Croatia, a boyfriend named Mario came to meet. Apparently eighteen years.
I tried to explain to him that I was ten years older than he, and I used all the words I knew, but nothing helped.
Tired he I have no strength, from hopelessness told him with a “mechanical” voice:
Sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another castle!
I’m upset, it doesn’t fit anymore ?
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